Improbable Island

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Improbable Island is a text-adventure browser game. It's very cool.

Races

Human

Home: Newhome

Basic bitches. The game is pretty much balanced around these folks.

Pros:

• Free shit from Newhome each newday
• None of the other races' cons

Cons:

• None of the other races' pros

Kittymorph

Home: Kittania

Kittyyyyyyyyy!!!! The triangle ears and the meow meow!!!!

Pros:

• fuckign adorable :3 :3 :3 🐱🐱🐱
• High attack
• Efficient at cleaning corpses and cooking (uses less stamina)
• Fighting without armor debuffs the enemy's attack and defense
• Cool Springs Cafe has some of the better food

Cons:

• Low defense, especially since you're encouraged to fight without armor
• Inefficient at hunting and fighting

Mutant

Home: Pleasantville

How many heads?

Pros:

• High attack and defense

Cons:

• EXP penalty
• The lore doesn't treat you very nice :c

Zombie

Home: New Pittsburgh

Braaaaaaaains.

Pros:

• Can eat corpses directly, skipping all this "cooking" nonsense

Cons:

• Corpse-eating means you get more Crap Meat (ew) and can't benefit from herbs. Of course you could just not use that feature, if you prefer...

Squat

Home: Squat Hole

they're narsty little fucks, innit?

Pros:

• (We'll fill more of this out after playing as one.)

Cons:

• Kebabs 'n' Shite has some of the worst food
• They're still your classic Depraved Dwarf stereotype, even after being renamed from "Midgets", which you might not be super cool with.

Robot

Home: Cyber City 404

Beep boop bitches.

Pros:

• Can overclock their attack, defense, and regeneration, to ridiculous levels if you like.

Cons:

• Overclocking generates heat, and too much heat deals damage. No way to get rid of it but venting between rounds.
• Can't use the hospital tent.

Joker

Home: AceHigh

Roll the dice, babey.

Pros:

• Card-based buffs are cool.
• Randomized stat modifiers each day can massively buff you.

Cons:

• Randomized stat modifiers can also massively nerf you.