CYOA:Start/Look around I guess?/Okay what ''kind'' of place?/Do a funny little dance/Complain about formatting limitations.

Okay, it would be so cool if those last few options could be made small with the <small></small> option, but nope, it won't work there. What do you mean you're drowning and you don't have time for meta nonsense? Look, this CYOA doesn't really have a plot yet, or any sort of theme going on. So why not engage in a little meta narrative for now while we sort things out? What do you mean it's annoying and we should get back on track? I mean, you're only here because you clicked the option, right? What do you mean you just had to check to see what was going on?

What do?

• Fiddle with the code some more and see if you can't make it work anyway.