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Created page with "{{wip}} [https://www.improbableisland.com/home.php?r=wingedcatgirl Improbable Island] is a text-adventure browser game. It's very cool. ==Races== ===Human=== Home: Newhome Basic bitches. The game is pretty much balanced around these folks. Pros: * Free shit from Newhome each newday * None of the other races' cons Cons: * None of the other races' pros ===Kittymorph=== Home: Kittania Kittyyyyyyyyy!!!! The triangle ears and the meow meow!!!! Pros: * High attack * E..." |
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(We'll fill this out after playing as one.) | they're narsty little fucks, innit? | ||
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* (We'll fill more of this out after playing as one.) | |||
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* Kebabs 'n' Shite has some of the worst food | |||
* They're still your classic [[tvt:Main/DepravedDwarf|Depraved Dwarf]] stereotype, even after being renamed from "Midgets", which you might not be super cool with. | |||
===Robot=== | ===Robot=== | ||
Revision as of 19:04, 12 May 2022
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Improbable Island is a text-adventure browser game. It's very cool.
Races
Human
Home: Newhome
Basic bitches. The game is pretty much balanced around these folks.
Pros:
- Free shit from Newhome each newday
- None of the other races' cons
Cons:
- None of the other races' pros
Kittymorph
Home: Kittania
Kittyyyyyyyyy!!!! The triangle ears and the meow meow!!!!
Pros:
- High attack
- Efficient at cleaning corpses and cooking (uses less stamina)
- Fighting without armor debuffs the enemy's attack and defense
- Cool Springs Cafe has some of the better food
Cons:
- Low defense, especially since you're encouraged to fight without armor
- Inefficient at hunting and fighting
Mutant
Home: Pleasantville
How many heads?
Pros:
- High attack and defense
Cons:
- EXP penalty
- The lore doesn't treat you very nice :c
Zombie
Home: New Pittsburgh
Braaaaaaaains.
Pros:
- Can eat corpses directly, skipping all this "cooking" nonsense
Cons:
- Corpse-eating means you get more Crap Meat (ew) and can't benefit from herbs. Of course you could just not use that feature, if you prefer...
Squat
Home: Squat Hole
they're narsty little fucks, innit?
Pros:
- (We'll fill more of this out after playing as one.)
Cons:
- Kebabs 'n' Shite has some of the worst food
- They're still your classic Depraved Dwarf stereotype, even after being renamed from "Midgets", which you might not be super cool with.
Robot
Home: Cyber City 404
Beep boop bitches.
Pros:
- Can overclock their attack, defense, and regeneration, to ridiculous levels if you like.
Cons:
- Overclocking generates heat, and too much heat deals damage. No way to get rid of it but venting between rounds.
- Can't use the hospital tent.
Joker
Home: AceHigh
Roll the dice, babey.
Pros:
- Card-based buffs are cool.
- Randomized stat modifiers each day can massively buff you.
Cons:
- Randomized stat modifiers can also massively nerf you.
