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CYOA:Start/Look around I guess?/Okay what ''kind'' of place?/Do a funny little dance/Too weak. Can't hold on./A sand covered beach.

2023-05-16T11:43:00Z

172.56.209.8: Created page with "Okay yeah, this is even more Kingdom Hearts than it was before. Hopefully no adorable little world eaters will attack. Though you wouldn't mind some sort of ship to carry you around wherever you go. For now you're walking on foot. At least you're somehow dry- you have no clue how, but you aren't looking this gift horse in the mouth. It doesn't appear to be wooden, anyway. You walk away from the ocean tide as it ebbs and flows, calling out to any who might hear you. But..."

Okay yeah, this is even more Kingdom Hearts than it was before. Hopefully no adorable little world eaters will attack. Though you wouldn't mind some sort of ship to carry you around wherever you go. For now you're walking on foot. At least you're somehow dry- you have no clue how, but you aren't looking this gift horse in the mouth.

It doesn't appear to be wooden, anyway.

You walk away from the ocean tide as it ebbs and flows, calling out to any who might hear you. But nobody responds, and you haven't seen anyone yet. Are you alone in this strange new place? You hope not, you could really use some company, and an explanation, And maybe some help finding food. You're starting to wish you'd eaten one of those apples when you had the chance. There are some bushes all around you, and you scan them for berries or tasty treats, but they seem to be empty other than their luscious green leaves. Too bad you aren't a panda.

You walk for what feels like ages, dragging your feet through the sand. The sun is still hanging in the sky, and you're starting to fear a sunburn. As far as magical journeys go, this is 'not' the childhood fantasy you played over and over in your head as you grew up. Your feet are starting to hurt and your throats going dry.

You keep calling for help, but if you don't get any water soon, you're not certain you'll be able to keep this up.

And so you walk, wishing for the best. Or anything really. At this point you'll take a change in routine. But complaining accomplishes nothing, so you trek forth, and your legs start to tense and your back aches. You can hear your own heart beating, loudly dub-dubbing in your chest. It's rhythm is strained, you aren't used to this much exercise. It's time for a break, you decide. So you sit down and close your eyes, taking a moment to massage your calves. you've earned it.

Only then do you hear the rustling in the bush. You snap to attention, body tensing as you go on full alert. "Hello? I can hear you!" Hopefully that scares any would be attackers away, you don't think you could handle a fight in your condition.

That's when someone steps out. They look pretty young, mid twenties at the oldest. Their hair is dyed pink and lime green, and their outfit is incredibly bright. They've got a black hoodie over a striped shirt with lines of pink, white, and neon green (it seems they've got favorites.) To top it off they've got a pink and green plaid skirt.

Oh and most strikingly, they're a cat person, with ears and a tail.

"I mean you no harm. Forgive my secrecy, but I've been trying to watch you, to see what kind of a person you are. Though I suppose that's not the best way to meet someone and learn about them. It's hard for me to make a character judgment when you haven't done much of anything. But you can forgive me for my secrecy, I think it's understandable why I wouldn't want to trust a complete stranger."

"Uh, yeah, I guess." you get a feeling you're missing context.

"My name is Navalia. She/her. Now, let's hurry up and get somewhere safe before we're attacked."

"Attacked by what?" A simple question, but Navalia looks at you like some sort of three headed Broadway singer. "I'm not from around here."

"And here I thought the whole world knew about the Vostfrs." She tenses up. "They're vile creatures who attack places thriving with life and destroy everything. They're not immortal but they can be tough to kill without proper training." She looked at her feet, clutching her fists. "Look, let's just hurry before it's too-"

"Too late!" She draws two daggers from her pocket as darkness gathers up around her. "Do you know how to fight?"

You shake your head no. You've never been in so much as a fist fight your entire life. You aren't sure how you're supposed to handle creatures like these. They solidify around you, looking like wild beasts. Their fur comes in unnatural colors, blue, violet, neon green, and they're hunched over on all fours, claws out.

"Well, these are small fry so we should be safe." Navalia hands you her satchel, hanging from her waist. "I've got some weapons in there, pick one."

==What grab?==
* [[/A yoyo./]]
* [[/A boomerang./]]

CYOA:Start/Look around I guess?/Okay what ''kind'' of place?/Examine the bracelet/Use the bracelet

2023-05-16T11:13:29Z

172.56.209.8: /* When do? */

Okay, makes sense, you've got a magical item, it's best to use it!

==When do?==
* [[/Use the ruby to go to the future/]]
* [[/Use the sapphire to freeze the present/]]
* [[/Use the emerald to return to the past/]]

CYOA:Start/Look around I guess?/Okay what ''kind'' of place?/Do a funny little dance/Too weak. Can't hold on.

2023-05-16T11:07:50Z

172.56.209.8: Created page with "You close your eyes and let darkness overtake you as the waters drag you away. You're out for... hours? Days? Years? Who can say? Okay the most logical option is a few hours at most, and a few days are already pushing it, but you're obviously caught up in some sort of fantasy magic nonsense already, so who knows? You're still breathing, you can feel yourself, so you assume you're still alive. Not that you really know what death is like, so if the drowni..."

You close your eyes and let darkness overtake you as the waters drag you away. 
You're out for... hours? Days? Years? Who can say? 
Okay the most logical option is a few hours at most, and a few days are already pushing it, but you're obviously caught up in some sort of fantasy magic nonsense already, so who knows? 
You're still breathing, you can feel yourself, so you assume you're still alive. 
Not that you really know what death is like, so if the drowning ''did'' kill you, it would be hard to say. 
Actually, thinking on it, you have no idea how you got to the void in the first place. Maybe you were ''already'' dead before you even hit the water.

If you are dead, you hope this is the ''good place''. 
But when you open your eyes, all you can tell is that-

You are in some kind of place. 
Again.

==Where are you?==
* [[/A sand covered beach./]]
* [[/Some place snowy./]]

CYOA:Start/Look around I guess?/Okay what ''kind'' of place?/Do a funny little dance/Complain about formatting limitations.

2023-05-16T11:00:05Z

172.56.209.8: Setting this up, I figure once the choices are written out for the previous page we can link back there here

Okay, it would be so cool if those last few options could be made small with the <nowiki></nowiki> option, but nope, it won't work there. What do you mean you're drowning and you don't have time for meta nonsense? Look, this CYOA doesn't really have a plot yet, or any sort of theme going on. So why not engage in a little meta narrative for now while we sort things out?
What do you mean it's annoying and we should get back on track?
I mean, you're only here because ''you'' clicked the option, right?
What do you mean you just had to check to see what was going on?

==What do?==

CYOA:Start/Look around I guess?/Okay what ''kind'' of place?/Do a funny little dance

2023-05-16T10:53:58Z

172.56.209.8:

If only there were some music. Oh well, you can play it in your head at least, and you've got to stretch your legs anyway. They feel like they're starting to petrify. So you dance and you twirl, nothing refined, but there's nobody around to judge. It's like a child's imitation of classical dance, hands over your head like a ballerina as you spin- a crude yet exhilarating pirouette. You nearly lose your balance, taking a few steps forward as you catch yourself. You throw in some waltz moves as well, as you continue spinning.
TV Tropes was right, everything ''is'' better with spinning after all.

You imagine a full moon overhead as people dance around you. Before you is an attractive partner. Possibly a love interest with romantic overtones if you're into that, or it can be entirely platonic. Hey it's your fantasy, I'm not going to judge! They take your hand in theirs as they dip you (and you lean back as far as you can, imitating this move) and you shoot back up to see-

A stranger watching you.

You freeze for a moment, one foot still slightly off the ground.
"Please- don't stop on my account."
They have flaming red hair and are wearing blue robes that fall to the ground. In one of their hands is a plastic pinwheel that looks almost like a magic wand with that get up. "I'm just here to check in on you and see if you need anything. My name is-"
Unfortunately, you never hear it. You lose your balance and stumble backwards, splashing into the water fountain.

And you sink, sinking deeper and deeper as water gushes past you. A faint voice calls out, but it's too muffled to hear. You're going farther and farther still, to depths not physically possible for a fountain that size. Not that this really surprises you with all the other magic stuff going on. Are you still in the fountain? Is it bigger on the inside? Or has it acted as a portal, teleporting you somewhere else entirely?
Who can say?

You really wish you had some music though, perhaps some Hikaru Utada would be fitting right about now.

(Yas nonbinary- monarch, slay.)

You blink slowly, things blurring for a moment before coming back into focus.
And you see that person from before, with their flaming red hair and magic pinwheel, diving in after you with their hand outstretched.
They're so close, you can almost reach them.

==What do?==
* [[/Reach out and grab his hand./]]
* [[/Too weak. Can't hold on./]]
* [[/Complain about formatting limitations./]]

CYOA:Start/I don't want to look around, actually./A bad thing

2023-05-16T10:48:58Z

172.56.209.8: I cannot for the love of corgi figure out how to do an internal link

Okay, let's be honest. This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story, you can't do anything if you're choosing not to have an adventure. You could just sit around waiting for something to happen, I suppose, but that isn't really how these things tend to work. Not usually. So c'mon, why not make an effort to go back and do something?

==What do?==
* [https://wiki.wingedcatgirl.com/index.php/CYOA:Start Take a look around]
* [[/Wait for something to happen./]]